Conversation on War

I had the following interesting discussion with an Anti-war Liberal the other day, tell me what you think.

Liberal: I hate the Army.

Me: Really? The Army loves you.

Liberal: It loves me?

Me: Yes. As a matter of fact they love you so much that they are out dying for you everyday so you can insult them freely, and all they ask in return is really bad pay.

Liberal: That’s not what I meant…I meant I hate war.

Me: You hate all war?

Liberal: Yeah, all war is evil.

Me: You realize that during World War II, six million innocent Jews died because the world didn’t go to war soon enough, don’t you?

Liberal: You’re not getting my point…..

The conversation continued like this for several more minutes with this liberal continuing to say that I wasn’t “getting her point”. When I asked what that point was, she said that she had already told me and refused to talk to me anymore. Look in that conversation and see if you can find her point….

- posted by Jay Gatsby @ | | 9:31 PM

 
Helping The Innocents In Iraq
I was browsing the blog Solablogola today, and the first post immediatly caught my eye. It was about the Spirit of America, a non-profit organozation helping the innocent people in Iraq during this war. Those people deserve our help, folks, so I listed some ways you can contact them, donate, or even volenteer. Please, everyone, I'll be doing my part but the good folks at Spirit of America need all the help they can get, so Check out their website. If you would like information on volenteering, it can be found here. Click the link here if you wish to donate to their cause. I would like to also thank the blog Solablogola for listing this important information and getting the word out. Solablogola has continuously posted important news relating to humanitarianism and religeous charities, so please check this blog out guys.

- posted by Jay Gatsby @ | | 11:49 AM

 
Declaration of Independence Banned at Calif School
Now this is just treasonous. Read the story here and please leave a comment describing what you feel on the subject.

- posted by Jay Gatsby @ | | 10:18 PM

 
Dan Rather Steps Down

Dan Rather, a classic example of the extreme liberal media, is finally stepping down. He will now be only a “lowly reporter”. In my opinion, and in the opinions of many, he doesn’t even deserve this position. This man deliberately put information that was false onto the news and presented it as fact, when he hadn’t even bothered to check the source. Rather was so desperate to get our President out of office that he immediately presented information that he came upon to the public as the truth without first checking the source. This information was supposedly a statement from the Air Force base that the President was stationed on during the Vietnam conflict which claimed, once again, that Bush hadn’t served out his full required term. Now, the Bush administration has presented paper after paper PROVING that he was there, so of course this report was immediately shown to be a fake. It was typed using a word processor, something that hadn’t been invented at the time that the report was supposed to have been written. Well, Mr. Rather has paid a fairly high price for his liberal deception, but it wasn’t high enough nor was it soon enough. Of course, Rather is way to pompous to step down on his own, so it’s my guess that MSNBC told Dan Rather that he could step down now of his own will and become a reporter or be fired. He should have been fired long ago as any other journalist would have been, but the liberals are all too forgiving of their own breed. Had an anchorman at Fox News done something even remotely similar to this the liberals would have crucified him, and Fox (being an actually respectable news provider) would have fired him immediately. I think the main point here, however, is that at least some form of justice has been done. How does it feel Rather, knowing that you just sacrificed your career because of your intense and childish hate of the President? Even funnier is that you and other distorters of the truth like you probably helped Bush remain where he is. America isn’t as stupid as you would like to think liberals; we can see through your lies.

- posted by Jay Gatsby @ | | 3:29 PM

 
To You, Coward

Ladies and Gentlemen, conservatives and liberals, I am going to put aside all differences tonight to write something that I think we ALL need to hear and do something about. Today, there was a Marine recruiter at my High School (Voorhees of New Jersey) and I almost couldn’t contain myself. You see, I have immense pride in our Marines, and when I saw one of these honorable gentlemen in our midst, the feeling was one of indescribable pride, and I’m sure many of you can relate. I would join up the minute I turn 17 if I could, but sadly I have asthma and they don’t let people with that disease into the Military. So, when I saw this fellow, I went up and thanked him profusely for all that he has done for our country. Immediately afterward, on my way back into the school, a person I know (you know who you are) suddenly responded to what I had done by callously insulting this man of honor and esteem right in front of me. I won’t go into too many details (I still cringe thinking about it) but what this ignorant boy said was something to the effect that the Marine was a coward because he “probably never fought in Iraq” and that he was still being provided for by his parents and that he was “getting rich off of us”. This young boy was lucky that he was a good eight feet from me when he said this or I would’ve cracked him one right there, school suspension be damned! What this stupid, stupid child said was utterly unforgivable and I never plan to talk to him again. Calling one of our nations Marines a coward! Who the hell does he think he is to say such a thing? Of course, this person said this behind the Marine’s back and a fair distance from him. If the purveyor of this great offense is reading this article now, I challenge you to repeat that comment to the Marine’s face! Or maybe sign up for the fighting. You don’t have asthma or a physical ailment, so go serve your country. The one which you claim to love. I’m saying this knowing that you won’t do any of the above things because you are nothing but a coward. You are not fit to even look at that Marine, much less live in this nation. You, calling this man a coward because he may not have fought in Iraq, when you yourself have claimed that if the draft was reinstated you would move out of the country! By God, I say that movement isn’t soon enough! You could never do what the Marines do. I say with utter confidence that you would most likely not even make it through training and that in battle you would wet yourself out of fear. I plan to make a large thank you card to the Marines recruiting at our school and let them know we appreciate all of their sacrifices. I will not permit the boy who insulted that Marine to sign it.

- posted by Jay Gatsby @ | | 9:31 PM

 
Liberal Reaction To Election
Now that the election is over, it’s time for both parties to put aside their differences and allow our President to do his job. Sadly, many liberals don’t seem to see it that way. I have heard excuse after excuse as to why Bush (a) shouldn’t have been elected and (b) why he unfairly got elected (just like last time right? After two recounts and a Supreme Court ruling in Bush’s favor…). Some of these excuses include how many votes were not counted correctly (such as the dreaded 4000 votes supporting Bush) and how those damned Christians finally turned out and voted. Well, I think it’s time to address these and other issues so that we can finally just settle down under our true and rightful President.
First, let’s address the less serious accusations and explanation of the election. For some unexplained reason, liberals seem to feel the need to justify the fact that Kerry lost. I guess their egos are insulted, or they feel the need to make themselves more secure about the whole thing. First, they produce fraudulent reports of how everyone that voted for Bush must be a dumbass. Does that help you sleep better guys? Knowing (I say that exaggeratingly) that you are vastly to superior in intelligence than the majority of the country? Alright, just grow up and shut up for a minute. If you actually listened long enough to find out why American rejected your ideals, then maybe you could change for the better. Those supposed polls that prove that smarter people voted for Kerry didn’t actually test intelligence, as a matter of fact. No, they tested the education level of people. People in college, high school, and so on. Now, how about an IQ test liberals? Afraid of what it might reveal? Hey, if we actually went by IQ instead of education level then maybe we could find out the truth, which is that the average IQ of those who voted for Bush is higher than those who voted for Kerry. Interesting fact here, my IQ (that of a mere junior in high school) is higher that Senator Kerry’s (that of a Yale graduate). That’s right Libs, 126 to 125. A whole point (just imagine what it will be when I’m through with college...oh wait, college doesn't raise a person's IQ at all. Funny how the libs saw it differently).
Second, the Christian vote. Yeah, those terrible moral people actually turned out to vote this time because of Bush’s moral issues. Oh, I forgot, they do every time. In fact, the Christian turnout to the polls HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE HIGHEST TURNOUT IN EVERY ELECTION. This isn’t anything new here liberals. Let’s not forget the moral issues here though. I mean, since when has our country been one of morals? Morals suck, right? Since our great nation was formed, it has been based on morals. Morals were implied in the constitution and throughout the law. They are what make our country so caring and just. Some are now saying that too many people voted on morals instead of just how good a job the President has done. The president has done a great job, but that’s beside the point. The point is this: why is it wrong to vote on morals? Isn’t it a free country? To be honest, morals are very important to me, and it would seem they are also important to a large part of the country. Maybe the liberals should check them out…it just might help.
Now for the final, and most important, issue: the 4000 pro Bush votes when there are only 625 registered voters in that town. Well, time for the big bad republican to admit a wrongdoing. Yes, indeed, those votes were off big time. I mean, that’s a huge amount right there. Now, for the facts from the big bad republican. Even with those votes ALL going to Kerry, he still would’ve lost Ohio. Fancy that. Many have been saying if there is one discrepancy, there simply must be others. And I know that were I a liberal I would be fighting tooth and nail to get all those discrepancies out in the open. Well, the liberals have been doing this, and they found a total of …zero other discrepancies in Ohio. Wow, what a number.
So, now that these issues have been exposed as what they are, don’t all you liberals think its time to step back and wonder…..well, why did American reject our ideals and positions? Of course, I have no doubt that the vast majority of you will put those blinders back on and blame the Christians or the dumbasses. And you wonder why Kerry lost?

- posted by Jay Gatsby @ | | 2:33 PM

 
Weapons In Iraq Stolen ( Yeah, right)
So perhaps you have heard about the supposed 380 tons of weapons that managed to disappear overnight without a trace. And I’m sure you have a vague idea what a terrorist could potentially do with 380 tons of explosives. This point was brought home when a teacher of mine gave us a little extra-credit assignment of finding out how many planes could be blown out of the sky by bomb toting Muslims. A more interesting assignment might be to try and figure out how a terrorist would get these bombs aboard a plane after President Bush’s crack down on homeland security. Of course, all of the above can only be considered if the missing explosives were actually taken by looters or terrorist forces. But, hmm, how odd, it would seem that they weren’t. According to Major Austin Pearson, the leader of a 25 man team in Iraq called Task Force Bullet, the explosives in question were removed by his unit. Yes indeed, this task force removed approximately 250 tons of explosives from the site in question. Now, you must be saying to yourself that 250 tons isn’t anywhere close to 377 tons, but the IAEA has not come forward with documentation that explains how it arrived at the figure of 377 tons of missing explosives. So far, this wonderful U.N. run organization has only verified in its paperwork that 219 tons of explosive materials were at Al-Qaqaa and surrounding facilities. Interesting how the IAEA is run by the United Nations, isn’t it? I would like to add that I got the information about this from the good folks at Fox News (who appears to be the ONLY organization that can get any truthful news to the U.S.). Once again, Fox, you have done this country a service. Of course, now the U.N. and every democrat out there is claiming that “it’s just too soon to tell what really happened” when only moments before they had been ready to lynch our President. Come on all you raging liberals. Why are you no longer so hungry for justice? Oh that’s right, you never were.


- posted by Jay Gatsby @ | | 2:02 PM